PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Faith, Mike Webb is running for Congress in Virginia. This week, he posted a screenshot from his computer 'cause he wanted to share some data with the voters. Well, the screenshot also showed what.
FAITH SALIE: Did he have some porno?
SAGAL: He did.
SALIE: Whoa.
SAGAL: That's what he did.
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SAGAL: So he did - he took this screenshot of this website he wanted to show the voters. But he had these other open tabs, as one does.
PAULA POUNDSTONE: Oh, my gosh.
SALIE: Open tab - that's a nice way of putting it.
POUNDSTONE: Yeah.
SAGAL: Yeah, and...
ADAM FELBER: They could read the tabs.
SAGAL: Although you couldn't see the pictures in that window, you could read the tabs. And the tabs read, quote, "Layla Rivera Tight Booty" and "Ivone Sexy Amateur."
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SAGAL: At least now we can make sense of his recent impassioned speech about barely legal immigrants.
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FELBER: Yeah, it suddenly makes sense, doesn't it?
SAGAL: Yeah. I mean, he'll probably survive this 'cause, you know, we've all been there but...
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SAGAL: Well not me - we.
FELBER: We - it's the imperial we.
SAGAL: Exactly.
FELBER: We are familiar with pornography.
SAGAL: (Laughter) But his rallies are going to be weird now 'cause he's going to jump into the crowd. He's going to want to shake hands and people are like, oh...
SALIE: Oh.
FELBER: Take a pass.
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POUNDSTONE: I want to know about the tight booty one.
FELBER: But I don't know.
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SAGAL: Well, I believe...
POUNDSTONE: OK, wait...
SAGAL: ...The tight booty woman has a website. You can check her out.
POUNDSTONE: So they put their attribute as part of their name? Is that what they do?
FELBER: Probably not.
POUNDSTONE: 'Cause I would be Paula Thick Cottony Brief Poundstone.
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SAGAL: Adam, this week the Iranian government outed an American spy who they say is working tirelessly to corrupt Iran's youth. Who is this master of espionage and disruption?
FELBER: SpongeBob SquarePants.
SAGAL: No, although he would be good at that. But this is - I'll give you another - it is another television star, another very popular television star.
FELBER: Oh, it is?
SALIE: Much more attractive.
SAGAL: She is a known ass-assin (ph).
FELBER: Ass-assin, like a Kim Kardashian?
SAGAL: Like Kim Kardashian. How's that?
FELBER: Yes, I did read about that.
POUNDSTONE: Yeah.
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SAGAL: According to a spokesman for the Revolutionary Guard in Iran, they believe that Kim Kardashian is a foreign agent working...
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SAGAL: ...With Instagram - seriously - to destabilize the country. It makes perfect sense because the best choice for an undercover spy is the most recognized human being in the world.
POUNDSTONE: Well, it is - there is a Trojan horse element to it, I think. And lord knows she's destabilized our country.
SAGAL: That's true. Now she's going to go wreck their country. They accused Ms. Kardashian - and this is 100 percent true - of using glamorous selfies on Instagram to cause young people to abandon their religious principles. That's nuts. How many people...
FELBER: (Laughter).
SAGAL: ...Have looked...
FELBER: You see...
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FELBER: ...That's kind of true because I watch her TV show sometimes and think there is no God.
SAGAL: Exactly.
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